Showing posts with label Obamateur. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obamateur. Show all posts

Monday, September 26, 2011

GAFFES MEAN THINGS* (*unless you're a democrat.)

Michele Bachmann today was reported as praising American achievements, such as the Intercontinental Railroad.

Of course, last time anyone checked in American history, there has never been, nor is there ever likely to be, an inter-continental railroad.

Unless they decide to build a trestle between New York City and London, England.

Of course, the media is likely to have a veritable field day with this latest Bachmann gaffe, and use it once again to showcase how utterly uncouth and ill-informed she is.

No wait. My bad. It wasn't Bachmann who said that.

It was Barack Hussein Obama (hmm-hmm-hmm-pbuh).

Never mind.

Move along.

Nothing to see here.

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Birds of a Feather...

On each person's Twitter home page, there is a section of folks who, by virtue of tweets, interests, personality, etc., are most like that person. For instance, found on Speaker John Boehner's twitter page:


And on Senate Minority Leader Eric Cantor's Twitter Page:



On Congresswoman (and Presidential Candidate) Michele Bachmann's Twitter page:



And finally, On President Barack Hussein Obama's Twitter page:



Winning?

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

A Tale of Two Fails...

I love omens...



Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Obama Slide...


The Obama Slide... (to the tune of The Electric Slide)

He's Pathetic!

You can see it

He's pathetic!

Obama's gotta feel it

He's pathetic!
Ooh, he's tankin' :danceparty:


He's pathetic!

Bob-Gibbs-can't save it,
Spinnin' like a lunatic
He's tryin' to excuse it
But Obama's on a slide..

You gotta know it
He's pathetic!
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Obama can't hold it
He's pathetic!
Boogie woogie, woogie!
His socialism's crumblin,
Yeah here there everywhere

Barack's lost his groove,
He's watchin' his party slide
They'll be losin', losin' losin'
And from this fact he just can't hide.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Caption This...


There will be a fantastic prize for the winner of this caption contest. Well, maybe not a fantastic prize. Well, maybe not a prize at all. (Just getting used to being let down by those in Washington).

You will, however, receive my undying admiration :O)

(Image from here)

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Obama and Kumar Trash White Castle...

More hopenchange, baby--

It seems that Obama's nifty, 'thrifty' julienne fries making health care bill is already in the process of making already astronomical unemployment figures even more so:

Meanwhile, the Ivory Tower of the Obama administration declares war on a much more prosaic target. House Republican Leader John Boehner notes “ObamaCare’s War on White Castle Jobs:”

American jobs are under attack by the massive health care overhaul that was rammed through Congress by President Obama over the objections of the American people. The latest evidence of the new law’s job-crushing nature comes from White Castle, the Columbus, Ohio-based restaurant chain that employs thousands of Americans nationwide.

An analysis conducted by White Castle officials and submitted to my office this week indicates that one provision of ObamaCare alone will effectively cut White Castle’s net income in half and chop future job creation by at least that much. The analysis also illustrates how the law’s job-crushing impact will be most severe in lower-income areas, where jobs such as those provided by employers like White Castle are needed most. The White Castle analysis comes days after the U.S. Department of Labor announced that the national unemployment rate last month rose to 9.9%, meaning at least one out of every 10 Americans is now out of work.

* * *

At least one in every 10 Americans is out of work. Any politician who believes such a statistic is cause for celebration isn’t listening to the American people. President Obama’s job-killing health care law should be repealed and replaced with common-sense reforms that will lower health care costs for American workers and encourage private sector job creation, not discourage it.

The liberal road to hell has now reached Cloward & Piven Drive, and our total road to ruin is at hand.

The neo-socialist toilet is in full flush mode--I just hope that right-minded folks can muster enough strength to hang on to the rim.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Big Lie (Among many others)...

Obama promises not to raise taxes on anyone making less than $250k per year:



Yeah. Riiiiiight.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

At the very least, he won't poke his eye out...

Thursday, January 28, 2010

WOW! Is this surreal, or what?

Is this doctored, or is this a rare glimpse of lucidity from "The One?"


Truth be told, I'm still trying to figure it out...I mean.. this is the first time I've ever heard Obama speak the truth. Even if it is a fictional Obama.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

A real intellectual heavyweight here...

Obama uses his teleprompter to speak to elementary students:

Friday, January 22, 2010

Obama the Feckless...His Supreme Incompetence...

I don't know... titles can only go so far when deeds speak volumes more... In some twisted display of Stockholm syndrome on steroids, Barack Insane Obama goes and tries to placate our sworn enemies...

For all that our boys have fought and died for, we’re now giving legitimacy to the same enemy we went there to defeat? Imagine how our troops overseas must be feeling about the news that their Commander in Chief wants to legitimize the very enemy they’re trying to defeat. Sad…

NY Times - The United States recognizes that the Taliban are now part of the political fabric of Afghanistan, Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates said here on Friday, but the group must be prepared to play a legitimate role before it can reconcile with the Afghan government.

That means, Mr. Gates said, that the Taliban must participate in elections, not oppose education and not assassinate local officials. (yea good luck with that! -Ed)

“The question is whether the Taliban at some point in this process are ready to help build a 21st-century Afghanistan or whether they still just want to kill people,” Mr. Gates said. (That question is, frankly, above Obama’s pay grade-Ed)
While at the same time, he is hellbent on villifying and personally destroying his fellow citizens.

We have gone from, "We will not negotiate with terrorists," to, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Barack Hussein Obama: " We Want Our Money Back"

From MSNBC:
WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama told banks Thursday they should pay a new tax to recoup the cost of bailing out foundering firms at the height of the financial crisis. "We want our money back," he said.

In a brief appearance with advisers at the White House, Obama branded the latest round of bank bonuses as "obscene." But he said his goal was to prevent such excesses in the future, not to punish banks for past behavior.

The tax, which would require congressional approval, would last at least 10 years and generate about $90 billion over the decade, according to administration estimates. "If these companies are in good enough shape to afford massive bonuses, they are surely in good enough shape to afford paying back every penny to taxpayers," Obama said.
Oh, Barry the Beneficent, thank you oh so very much for looking out for we, the taxpayers. Under your watch I know you have done everything you can to ensure a debt-free future for our children. You have been such a great steward of our hard-earned money that we have dutifully entrusted into your loving hands. .

Oh, Dear Leader, whatever would we do without you?

/SARC

Hey, Barry--by the way, while you're asking for "our" money back from those evil bankers a la your mentor Saul Alinsky (which you will no doubt pass along to unions and others to buy your re-election campaign), may we, the great unwashed, kindly ask for our freedom and our COUNTRY back?

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

And You Trust These Buffoons With Your Health Care?

If you go to Recovery.gov. you will see the wonderful contributions you as a taxpayer have made to the betterment of our economy. Like all the wonderful contributions, for example, made to the 57 congressional districts here in the great State of Minnesota:

(click on pic for full size)

So, how's that "57th" Congressional District in Minnesota doing? Or for that matter, the "00th" district?

That's a pretty neat trick by the Obama administration tallying up all those jobs saved.

Given, of course, that Minnesota is home to only 8 congressional districts. Unless, of course, the Obama administration was actually referring to the fabled 57th state.

And you want to trust these incompetent boobs to handle your healthcare?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Is the Crap & Trade Party Over?

Noel Sheppard has just reported that the thugs who are to soon meet in Copenhagen finally got some pangs of self-interest as they have now thought twice about signing any binding climate change legislation at the upcoming conference:

The decision represents a huge setback to the Obama administration's goal of passing a cap and trade bill this year, which conversely is great news for virtually every company in America that has been worried about the higher cost of doing business that would come from the enactment of such legislation.

As the New York Times reported moments ago:
President Obama and other world leaders have decided to put off the difficult task of reaching a climate change agreement at a global climate conference scheduled for next month, agreeing instead to make it the mission of the Copenhagen conference to reach a less specific "politically binding" agreement that would punt the most difficult issues into the future. [...]
Obama, of course, was going to use agreements made in Copenhagen as a justification for passing the onerous "cap and trade" legislation, that, in his own words, would necessarily "..make the price of energy skyrocket."

This, of course, is yet another political setback for the Obamateur, who will no likely have to kiss a little more ass and bow a few more times to get other world leaders to do his bidding.

Saturday Night at the Funnies...

If I laugh, tis so that I may not weep...Alas,when the world is such, I turn to no one other than the Stooges...

Part 1:



Part 2:

Friday, October 23, 2009

Obama to Negotiate with Wildfire

Illustrating the absurd, with the absurd--what The Onion does best:

Friday, September 18, 2009

The Road To Hell Is Paved By Obamacare...

If Obama & his like-minded minions have their way Planned Parenthood will be getting their slimy meat hooks into our kids and grandkids:

Under Title V ("Other Provisions") of Obama's "America's Affordable Health Choices Act of 2009" (the official name for the bill, H.R. 3200), Subtitle B (School-Based Health Clinics, or SBHC) outlines a program in which the federal government would fund clinics in or near the nation's schools. The administration of these clinics will not rest with the school nurse or anyone who answers to the school administration or parents. Under Section 399Z, "the SBHC sponsoring facility assumes all responsibility for the SBHC administration, operations, and oversight."

According to the bill, a "sponsoring facility" is "a hospital, a public health department, a community health center, a nonprofit health care agency, (or) a local educational agency." Such broad wording outlining the qualifications for government funds and access to schoolchildren could open the door for groups like Planned Parenthood to operate the clinics in schools with no oversight and full federal government support. The organization currently operates over 850 clinics nationwide.

The clinics would be funded by federal grants awarded by the Obama administration, which has made it clear that they expect Planned Parenthood to play an active role in their proposed health care system. In the midst of the recent national debate this summer and during the Congressional recess over the health care plan, members of the Obama administration were meeting with Planned Parenthood staff and making strong overtures over their potential role in health care reform.
Lest you think that this is some tinfoil hat delusional thing, but you may remember when the Obamateur made this speech:
Note also that it was the Obamateur who no less than three times voted against the "Born Alive Protection Act" that would mandate life saving treatment of newborn unborns born alive after an attempted abortion.

And now Obama and his like-minded ghouls at Planned Parenthood want to pass on those time-honored values to your children and grandchildren. The same Planned Parenthood founded by Margaret Sanger, an avowed racist and promoter of eugenics.

So... how's that hopenchange working for you now?

Friday, April 10, 2009

Lessons from History, Part II--Only the Names Have Changed

Anything about this 1934 Chicago Tribune editorial cartoon look familiar?

(click to enlarge)

Monday, April 06, 2009

What happens when you elect a self-loathing liberal as POTUS?

One embarrassing situation after another.

Krauthammer nails Obama regarding his "sackcloth and ashes" tour:

The Magnanimous, the Beneficent, the Obamateur...

His eminence, the "global citizen," the all-wise, Barack Hussein Obama Cuts a $50,000 check toward Italy to "help." I wonder if he'll toss an Ipod or a DVD collection in the deal, as well.

What an incompetent maroon. What an embarrassment.