BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Clinton Comes out as a Mime

Hillary Clinton Comes Out as Mime 

May 18, 2015 -Washington, D.C.

Former U.S. Senator and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton disclosed via an interpreter today that she actually has been responding to media questions, but that she has discovered herself to actually be a mime. 

"She said that in her heart of hearts she always knew herself to be a mime, and she now feels that it is an appropriate time in her life to come out as to who she really is," said Susyn Smyth-Morey-Elders, a spokesperson for the International Sisterhood of Womyn Mimes Local 537, and a certified mime interpreter for the Democratic Presidential hopeful. "She is currently working on developing a system of communicating that is consistent with her new-found identity."

During a follow-up conference, when asked about the unsavory characters from oppressive middle-east countries who contributed to the Clinton Foundation, Mrs. Clinton pretended to be in a box, at which point she pantomimed grabbing dollar bills out of the air.

Mrs. Clinton's husband, former president Bill Clinton, said that he supports his wife's decision. "I can't tell you how absolutely peaceful it's been at home lately. I can actually hear myself think now." Said Mr. Clinton.

Just Sayin...

A Tale of Two Fails...

I love omens...

Crass vs. Class: A tale of Two Presidencies:

CRASS:

Remember how outraged we all were, when like a bunch of sadistic, vindictive middle school brats, when upon their exit, the trailer-trash Clinton administration looted the White House? (Of course, they finally said they'd pay for some items, but that was only after it was brought to light).  Remember all the missing "W" keys from the computer keyboards and other vandalism?

CLASS:

Upon taking residency at the White House, how did President Bush react to the Clinton looting and vandalism?  He was the adult.  He decided against prosecutions for the vandalisms perpetrated on The People's House.  Despite the catterwalling and incessant ravaging and character assassination by the leftist both within and without the beltway, Bush was determined to Set a "new tone" for Washington. President Bush respected his Office and chose to take the high road on this and many other issues, including inviting the Kennedy clan to the White House for movies and popcorn.   His respect for the office continued through his final days as President:

Unlike Bill and Hillary Clinton, George and Laura Bush will take few treasured mementos with them from their years at the White House.

When the Clintons left the White House in January 2001, the former first couple took with them more than 50 gifts -- including a chandelier, flatware, and paintings -- valued at nearly $200,000.

The Bushes, however, borrowed from furnishings that already existed within the White House collection, said Sally McDonough, press secretary to Laura Bush.

"Mrs. Bush -- having the experience of being at the White House when her father-in-law was president -- knew how many beautiful things she had to choose from to furnish the residence. And she will go back to Texas with only those items that belong to her," McDonough told FOXNews.com.

By their fruits shall ye know them.

Real Hope for Change in America...

Check out this thread.

Man... is this tempting or what?

Bill Clinton sent me an email today:

Dear Leo,

During the campaign, Hillary and I didn't have the chance to eat together much because we were usually on the trail in different states. Now that the campaign's over, I'm glad we can share more meals again.

Of all the people I've had the privilege to break bread with, the person I most enjoy is still Hillary.

Now you have a chance to have dinner with her. And if you contribute today to help Hillary retire that pesky campaign debt, you and a guest might be sitting down to dinner with her soon. I think you should go for it and enter today.

Join Hillary for dinner. Make a contribution today.

Trust me on this one. If you're the lucky winner, it will be a night you'll really enjoy and one to remember.

All my best,

Bill Clinton

Hmmmm.....

I begged and pleaded with her to stay in, but,...

This was in my inbox this morning.

Dear Leo,

I wanted you to be one of the first to know: on Saturday, I will hold an event in Washington D.C. to thank everyone who has supported my campaign. Over the course of the last 16 months, I have been privileged and touched to witness the incredible dedication and sacrifice of so many people working for our campaign. Every minute you put into helping us win, every dollar you gave to keep up the fight meant more to me than I can ever possibly tell you.

On Saturday, I will extend my congratulations to Senator Obama and my support for his candidacy. This has been a long and hard-fought campaign, but as I have always said, my differences with Senator Obama are small compared to the differences we have with Senator McCain and the Republicans.

I have said throughout the campaign that I would strongly support Senator Obama if he were the Democratic Party's nominee, and I intend to deliver on that promise.

When I decided to run for president, I knew exactly why I was getting into this race: to work hard every day for the millions of Americans who need a voice in the White House.

I made you -- and everyone who supported me -- a promise: to stand up for our shared values and to never back down. I'm going to keep that promise today, tomorrow, and for the rest of my life.

I will be speaking on Saturday about how together we can rally the party behind Senator Obama. The stakes are too high and the task before us too important to do otherwise.

I know as I continue my lifelong work for a stronger America and a better world, I will turn to you for the support, the strength, and the commitment that you have shown me in the past 16 months. And I will always keep faith with the issues and causes that are important to you.

In the past few days, you have shown that support once again with hundreds of thousands of messages to the campaign, and again, I am touched by your thoughtfulness and kindness.

I can never possibly express my gratitude, so let me say simply, thank you.

Sincerely,

Hillary Rodham Clinton

:::sniff:::

Coffee Maker 1; Hillary 0.

Will she be this inept if she has to enter codes into the nuclear football?

Is this all they freakin' got?

Older than? And that is substantive in what manner? Is that all the lib-tards could come up with to pin on John McCain?

Well, how about if we (rightly) say that has less intelligence than a or a (at least a knows when to keep quiet, and unlike , at least a knows which way to spin); and given the fact that hangs with known terrorists and racists, he probably has less patriotism for America than does .

And while we're at it, we can (rightfully) say that has less ability to tell the truth than (And unlike , at least learned his lesson).


In summary, given the obvious character flaws of the dem candidates for POTUS, I'll take John McCain's age and experience any day, thank you.

Yet another Hillary Whopper...

If you can't trust "Sir Edmund" on the small stuff, how are you gonna trust her on the big stuff?

Finally, there is Trina Bachtel, the 35-year-old woman from Meigs County, Ohio, who Clinton says died of complications from a pregnancy after hospital administrators refused her treatment because she lacked health insurance.

The story of Bachtel's death has become a central part of Clinton's campaign stump speech since she heard of the tragedy while campaigning in Ohio. She has used it as a modern-day parable to symbolize the plight facing 47 million Americans without health insurance and to promote her own plan for universal care.

When she speaks about Bachtel, her voice takes on the same grief-filled tone and cadence I heard in Memphis.

"She showed up and the hospital said, ‘You know, you've got to give us $100 before we can see you.' She didn't have $100," Clinton said during one campaign stop.

"So the young woman went back home. The next time she went back, she was in an ambulance. It turned out she lost the baby ... And after heroic efforts at the [Columbus] medical centre, she died."

Clinton told a North Dakota audience last week the tragedy leaves her "aching inside." But again she got it wrong. Her campaign agreed on the weekend to stop telling Bachtel's story at the request of O'Bleness Memorial Hospital in Athens, Ohio.

A review of medical records showed Bachtel had health insurance and was never denied treatment at the hospital, where she delivered her baby stillborn. Bachtel's grandmother has also denied Clinton's account.

"Trina had good insurance. She was a good girl, and she worked hard," May Mayle told the New York Post. "That story made her look like she was a welfare bum."

Not to mention that her story made for a P.R. nightmare for O'Bleness Hospital.

But, anything to make Hillary Clinton look good is fair game. After all, in the end, it is all about Hillary.

Clinton, Inc., exposed...

This has been around awhile, but it's well worth repeating and remembering:

CATFIGHT!!!!

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San-Fran Nan Pelosi and "Sniper Fire" Hillary vie for title of Queen Bee of the Moonbats.

Story here.

Q: How do you know when Hillary Clinton is lying?

A: She opens her mouth:



Looks like yet another "Sir Edmund" moment, eh?

I don't know who to give credit for this...

But it's brilliant:

Darth Hillary, Sith Lord

Commander in Chief? I think not.

Commander in Chief? I think not.

Unless she wants to head a kamikaze patrol.

Wanting to burnish her anti-American victory credentials, and taking a move out of Harry Reid’s (D-Morticians Union) playbook, Commander-In-Chief wannabe Hillary Clinton joined in the ranting of the rabid anti-war left and, with extreme prejudice, threw our soldiers and their mission under the proverbial bus:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democrat Hillary Clinton charged on Monday the Iraq war may end up costing Americans $1 trillion and further strain the economy, as she made her case for a prompt U.S. troop pullout from a war “we cannot win.”

This week marks the fifth anniversary of the U.S. invasion of Iraq, but voters now say the economy is their top issue in the campaign for the November presidential election.

Clinton, the former first lady who is trying to convince voters she has foreign policy gravitas, hurled criticism both at her rival for the Democratic presidential nomination, Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, and the Republicans’ choice, Arizona Sen. John McCain.

Foreign policy gravitas? Declaring the Iraq war lost, in spite of the successes of this past year?

Commander in chief, my hairy backside.

The more and more I see these two demo-bozos slip into their real character, or lack thereof, the better and better John McCain is looking.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are not fit to run a one-car funeral, much less the world’s most potent (and benevolent) military.

Stand by your manSuper Delegate, Parte Deux.

Well, as anyone who hasn’t been living under a rock knows by now, New York’s Democratic governor Eliot Spitzer finally got a taste of his own medicine. At first, I really wasn’t going to post on this, thinking that it’s New York’s problem with which to deal; but what I really found noteworthy in terms of national politics is the relative silence of a national candidate for POTUS, namely one Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Herself a longstanding party on the receiving end of marital infidelity, Hillary could have done herself and the women’s movement a lot of good by coming out full bore at the outset of this scandal by decrying Spitzer’s actions.

But once again, as was the case of her reactions (or lack thereof) to the multiple indiscretions perpetrated by her husband, Hillary remains silent. And for the same reason. Knowing full well that a divorce from Bill Clinton would be a divorce from her ever gaining the power she so desired; Hillary is no doubt likewise conflicted regarding the severing of ties to Eliot Spitzer.

For Spitzer, aside from being a scumbag, is also a democrat Super Delegate. Committed to voting for Hillary.

And truth be told, the Clintons, being the quintessential Machiavellians that they are, have never been ones to allow nefarious backgrounds to get in the way of their stated objectives.

So if the causes of feminism, and of women being treated as objects once again have to take a back seat to Hillary’s presidential aspirations, so be it.

The end, after all, justifies the means.