Hillary's "new tone"?

Hillary's just pourin' on the sweetness today...

WASHINGTON — Asked to say one nice thing about President George W. Bush, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton went one better: She named two things.

"He is someone who has a lot of charm and charisma, and I think in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, I was very grateful to him for his support for New York," Clinton said Tuesday night during a talk at the National Archives about her life in politics.

Clinton, a potential presidential candidate in 2008, said that despite their "many disagreements about many, many issues," she has always had a good personal relationship with the president.

"He's been very willing to talk. He's been affable. He's been good company," said Clinton, a New York Democrat.

It would appear that Hillary is continuing in her quest to re-make herself into a less-polarizing figure, in an effort to make herself a more palatable choice come November of 2008.

But, in the spirit of "The Eagles"...

Moonbat girls just seem to find out early
How to marry guys and hitch a ride...
A dirty old man,
But she won't have to worry
She'll ride his coattails and let go of her pride...

But scandal after scandal gets her bitchy...
I guess every form of refuge has its price
And she knows that it hurts her when she's itchy..
To run for Prez with a heart as cold as ice.

So her handlers tell her she must be made over..
Cause her numbers say she's coming from the rear...
But we know it's 'mission impossible' to change her
Like makin' a silk purse from a sow's ear...

You can't hide her lyin' eyes
And that pink dress is a thin disguise
I thought by now they'd realize
There ain't no way to hide those lyin eyes

On the other side of DC Hill's a-waiting...
With fiery eyes and dreams no one could steal
So she practices that new tone anticipating...
Her eyes fixed on that Presidential Seal...

She talks the talk bout George Bush bein' a good guy...
But she whispers that it's only for awhile..
If she's elected Prez Bush'll be her fallguy
She'll just use the info from an FBI file...

But she can't hide those lyin' eyes
And her new tone is a thin disguise
And the voters will realize
There ain't no way to hide those lyin' eyes

My oh my, you sure know how to arrange things.
You set it up so well, so carefully...
But ain't it funny how this "new tone" didn't change things?
You're still the lyin' bitch you used to be.

Cuz you can't hide those lyin eyes
Try's you might it just won't fly...
Just like Dolly can't change bra size...
There ain't no way to hide those lyin' eyes
Keep on piling on those alibis...but
Hillary, you can't hide your lyin' eyes

(Filed under elections, moonbat adventures, limousine liberals, song parodies)