What wonders to perform

Modern psychiatry has cured John Hinkley. That's right, Jodi Foster's self-proclaimed sweetheart and Ronald Reagan's would-be assassin has been cured.

John Hinckley's relationships with women are normal, two of his therapists testified Tuesday, disagreeing with suggestions by government attorneys that the presidential assailant is not yet ready for lengthy visits to his parents' home in Virginia.

Hinckley has no symptoms of mental illness and trips would be good therapy, Dr. Sidney Binks testified in federal court. A judge is considering whether to allow Hinckley overnight stays for several days at a time at his parents' home in Williamsburg.

Now why can't modern psychiatry do anything about these moonbats?