Saturday, August 19, 2006

Poor, poor hezbos...

(SARC ALERT)

There they are, again, minding their own business, being good citizens, building their roads and schools, when those mean Israeli Zionist pigs jump the Lebanon border and attack them!

That's what you'd think if you read the first few paragraphs of this story:


BEIRUT, Lebanon (AP) -- Hezbollah fighters battled Israeli commandos who landed near the militants' stronghold deep inside Lebanon early Saturday, killing one soldier, in the first large-scale violation of the U.N.-brokered cease-fire between the sides.

Hezbollah said its guerrillas foiled the raid after a gunbattle, and the Israeli army said one soldier was killed and two were wounded, one seriously.

Witnesses said Israeli missiles destroyed a bridge during the raid - the first major violation of the U.N.-imposed cease-fire that took effect Monday following 34 days of fighting.

Yep...those peace-loving, love-the-world Hezbollah citizens were again trampled over by Israeli thug soldiers! Damn those Zionists!!

Or is that the story?

The Israeli army said the special forces operation aimed "to prevent and interfere with terror activity against Israel, especially the smuggling of arms from Iran and Syria to Hezbollah." It said the commando team completed its mission.

The army said such operations would be carried out until "an effective monitoring unit" of Lebanese or multinational troops was in place.

"If the Syrians and Iran continue to arm Hezbollah in violation of the (U.N. cease-fire) resolution, Israel is entitled to act to defend the principle of the arms embargo," Israeli foreign ministry spokesman Mark Regev said.

Hmmm... those believable Hezbos, famous purveyors of fine family Hezbollywood entertainment, say the attack was thwarted; while those nasty Israeli Zionists say that their mission was accomplished.... Who to believe... Just who is one to believe... (SARC OFF)

SO, if the Hezbos are getting re-armed and re-supplied by Iran and Syria, the Israelis are just supposed to wait around til they get bonked on the head again?

No doubt that will be the response of the U.N..

(from Cox & Forkum)

(Filed under Religion of Peace?)