Blame Bush Song

It seems they can't help it. The democrats, being morally, ethically, and intellectually bankrupt, have seen their ratings swirl downward in the toilet of public opinion. As panicked as rats on the Titanic, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, and their willing sycophants in the echo-chamber media, knowing that their policies are dismal failures, have done the only thing that any bunch of self-loathing, grossly incompetent and delusional boobs could do: Blame Bush.

In that spirit, I offer:

We Blame George Bush, That Liar!

(to the Tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" By Billy Joel)

Home defaults, Job Loss, Deficit, National Debt,

Gays in the Military, Global Warming too.

Terrorism, Richard Nixon, lower ratings, lack of vision

North Korea, diarrhea, Stinky smelling poo--

CHORUS

We may have ruined the nation

But it's only burnin'

Cause George Bush is vermin.

It's a great big conflagration

But to save our tush

we'll just blame George Bush

Snail Darters, Water's Gone, Stubbed Toes and My Browned-Out Lawn

High School Dropouts, Pregnant Teens, Communist Plots

Rain Storms, Hurricanes, don't forget Katrina Blames

Immigration, Low Taxation, and the Chicken Pox

CHORUS

Shirley Sherrod, 'nita Dunn, Van Jones (Mao is Fun),

Sunstein, Springsteen, We Can't Get Olympic Teams-

Spotted Owls, Angry Kooks, Ahmadinejad's got nukes!

CHORUS

We dems have ruined the nation,

But we'll still blame Bush

And we'll go on, and on, and on, and on, and on...

(inspired by @ConservativeLA)