An Ice Palace Exclusive: John Kerry's Singing and Acting Debut!

Long before John Kerry's "Christmas in Cambodia" was seared, seared, I tell you--in his microbrain, John Kerry tried his hand at acting in Hollywood. The crack staff (or is it the staff on crack?) at The Ice Palace have uncovered a long-lost audition tape made in the early 1960s.

Let's take a look at it now!



Now one may argue that Mr. Kerry had a more successful career in his chosen path as politician and golddigger, but given the bungles and snafus everpresent in his political career, perhaps he should have stuck to acting.