Stop. Or I'll Spray.

With a mug like this, you could tell right off the top that this guy hasn't gotten too many breaks in life:

AKRON, Ohio — Akron police say a robbery attempt had more than a whiff of failure.

They accuse a man of trying to stick two people up outside a video store with a bottle of cologne that had been colored black with a marking pen and resembled a gun.

Well... another two years in the pen, and then back to the drawing board.