I can hardly wait...

Bring out the popcorn:

New Zawahiri video expected within 72 hrs

WASHINGTON, Dec. 18 (UPI) -- Analysts who monitor jihadi web sites say a new video message from al-Qaida's number 2, Ayman al-Zawahiri is expected within the next few days.

Al-Qaida's audio-visual distribution arm, the As-Sahab Media Institute announced the upcoming release of the new video Monday, saying it was titled "The Facts behind the Conflict between Islam and Non-Belief."

To tell you the truth, outside of informing us of his intentions of gorging himself to death on camel manure, or of sucking the exhaust out of a humvee, I couldn't give a flying crap in a rolling donut what Zawahiri has to say. But, given that Señor Scumwad has gone through all the trouble of making a video to send out a "message of love" to the masses, the least I could do would be to respond in kind.

So, without further ado,

Hey Zawahiri--here's my message to you:

"May the fleas of 10,000 camels infest your groin area. May you die a slow, excruciatingly painful death, entrapped in a vat of porcine-variety entrails. May each of your "72 virgins" weigh over three bills; be nicknamed "Bubba," be forever horny, call you "bitch," and think you have a "purty mouth."

BTW--your "god" sucks.

There's your love, scumbag.