Friday, July 18, 2008

Awww...shucky darn.

Remember how in 2005 (when Hurricanes Rita and Katrina hit) Algore and the other chicken littles went into hysterics saying that further hurricane seasons would be exponentially deadlier because of global warming. Yeah, and that Rita and Katrina were byproducts of man's inhumanity to Mother Earth, and were Gaia's revenge for polluting her atmosphere with evil carbon dioxide and other "greenhouse gases." Then, after a few nondescript hurricane seasons, with visions of the success of their doomsaying global warming scam being shoved up their collective arses, they were forced to mutter under their breaths,

"Never Mind"

But this summer a new sign loomed over the horizon that gave the climate-change pimps new hope--much to their amazement, their dire prediction of melting ice at the polar cap seemed to actually be coming true!!! Visions of photo -ops of drowning polar bears and floods of U.N. grant money danced in their heads, and all was well and right with their crumbling world!!

the latest scientific observations show that Arctic ice has actually increased by nearly a half million square miles over this time last year.

Well.. guess they'll have to go back to the ol' drawing board.

"Never Mind"