A little ditty, inspired by indoctrination

Unless you've been living under a rock for the past week, you have no doubt seen or heard this little ditty:

Well, I have another verse that the little crumb crunchers could sing, based on yesterday's Obama's Olympic-level FAIL:

Barack Hussein Obama hm hm hm
Couldn't even charm yo mama hm hm hm
Michelle & he to the IOC made their plea but it wouldn't be hm..hm..hm..

We now return you to your originally-scheduled indoctrination program for our Dear Leader.