Algore on a Secret Mission!

It appears that Algore has been called on a secret and "super cereal" mission!!

In a note sent to event supporters and posted on the blog, Boxer wrote: "I just got a call from Vice President Al Gore. He told me that he needs to travel abroad tomorrow for an exciting and urgent mission that could result in a major breakthrough in the fight against global warming manbearpig!"

Now, a man on such an important, super-cereal mission should have his own theme song!

I therefore submit :

(cue music)

Enviro-Whacko Man (with apologies to Johnny Rivers)

There's a man whose oh so continental

But everyone he meets, they think he's mental..

With every speech he makes,

Another "fact" he fakes

An' odds are that he'll lie again tomorrow.

Enviro-whacko Man!

Enviro-whacko Man!

They've given you a Nobel.

They've fallen for your plan!

Beware of pretty faces that you find.

A pretty face may hide an evil mind.

Ooh be careful what you say.

Cause your lies give you away!

But odds are that you'll lie again tomorrow!

Enviro-Whacko Man!

Enviro-Whacko Man!

That manbearpig's a comin'

It's all part of your plan.

Jetting to the Riviera one day

Layin' in a Bombay alley the next day

With every global stint

Another Carbon foot print!

But odds are that you'll lie again tomorrow!

Enviro-Whacko Man!

Enviro-Whacko Man!

They've given you a Nobel.

And fell right for your plan!

Enviro-Whacko Maaaaaaaaaan!