Dear Germany

You got a visitor today, and judging by the media circus, you too have graduated into being good little Obamatons. You have even bought into the messiah complex, and are willing to make Barack Hussein Obama your personal jesus:

"We have a severe case of Obama mania in this town, and in Germany, I think, in general people are waiting for the political redeemer. It's seven years of Bush that have made people right for a new face, for a change. People are willing to fall in love again with the United States."

Word to the Teutonic masses: You don't vote for our leaders (at least not yet). So for now you can take your hoped for "change" and stick it up your Teutonic arse.

And for heaven's sake, clean up the wet spot, will you?