This is the first storied year in which yours truly will make a foray into golfing lore and history as I will be playing in the much storied, much touted, and very-little remembered from year-to-year
Millard Filmore (MilF) classic. It appears that my Italian heritage is being maligned and
John Stewart and I are being given 97:1 odds of winning the classic.
To that, I politely say,
"Ba Fungu!"Put your money on the meister and
the writer, folks. Italians have ways of winning things.
Foot may just find himself waking up with the
Head of Alfredo Garcia in his bed.
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