The New Psalm 23?
1The Obammesiah is my shepherd, I shall not be in want.
2 He maketh me lie down in green pastures,
whilst the rich work and payeth taxes,
3 he restoreth the balance of my welfare debit card.
He guideth me in the paths of the line in the unemployment office,
for his agenda's sake.
4 Even though I walk through the streets and neighborhoods of high crime rates,
I shalt fear no evil,
for thou art with me;
with thy promises of hope and change,
they comfort me.
5 You prepareth a paid-up mortgage before me
in the presence of my creditors.
You filleth the gas tank in my car;
my cup overflows.
6 Surely hope, change, and high taxes will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will vote for Obama for the White House
forever.
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