An Intellect to be reckoned with!!

WARNING WARNING WARNING!!--DANGER WILL ROBINSON! GLOBAL WARMING ALERT!!!

Just who has issued this warning?

Was it NASA? Was it The National Weather Service? Was it the President? NO no, dear readers. This alert was brought to you by someone far more knowledgable.. someone far more in the know regarding meteorological conditions in the grand scheme of geoglobal history.

Yes, dear friends... we must take heed of this warning...


For this warning comes from none other than, the great, powerful, all knowing...


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BARBRA STREISAND!!

"We are in a global warming emergency state, and these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense," Streisand urgently declares.

But Sawyer did not remind Streisand that a Category 5 hurricane struck the Bahamas with 160 mph winds -- when the singer was five years old, in 1947!

And when Streisand was 8 years old, a Cat 5 hurricane -- named "Dog" -- packing 185 mph churned-away in the Atlantic.

When she was 9, a Cat 5 storm named "Easy" ripped the seas with 160 mph sustained winds.

Streisand was 13 years old when "Janet" hit Mexico with 150 mph winds.

Streisand was celebrating her sweet sixteen as "Cleo" formed with 140 mph.

At 18, Streisand read news about "Donna" AND "Ethel" (funny, I remember them as "Fred" & "Ethel"--ed) -- both storms carried 140 mph winds and formed 9 days apart in 1960!

One year later, when Streisand was 19, it happened again: Two Category 5 storms scared the world: "Carla" and "Hattie!"

"Carla" maxed out at 175 mph winds the year Streisand made her television debut on "The Jack Paar Show."

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Damn the statistics I tell you!! When Barbra talks, you'd best listen! As a public service, The Ice Palace reminds all its readers to heed this intellectual gnat giant among giants. And while you're at it, listen to this guy and this guy and mother moonbat!! The very future of civilization depends on it, I tell you!!!

Now pardon me while I take my medicine and crawl into a nice comfy straitjacket. We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming.