MAD is the order of the day...

KAR has gone nuclear.

Of course, Foot had good reason.

But in the spirit of MAD (mutually assured destruction), I am afraid that I must defend the Ice Palace, and thus the rest of the world, so that no one will be foolish enough to try such nonsense again.

Therefore, I will regrettably fire my own salvo in this war to end all wars...



As everyone knows, the doctrine of mutually-assured destruction demands the presence of multiple warheads in order to be effective.

And therefore I submit the mother of all earworms...



May GOD have mercy on my soul.