Monday, January 14, 2008

Move over, O.J.

Being from the Chicago area, I've been following the story of Drew Peterson, a former police sergeant from Bolingbrook, a western suburb near Aurora and Naperville. Police and the Bolingbrook and surrounding communities are still searching for his wife, Stacy, who "turned up missing" under suspicious circumstances this past October 28. More suspicious still is the fate of Drew Peterson's third wife, who "drowned" in the family bathtub, also under suspicious circumstances.

Although Drew Peterson is a suspect in his current and now his ex-wife's untimely demises, he's now pulling an O.J. Simpson, and "ready to tell his story."

Prepared to sell his story
Lacking the media swarm, and apparently with no place to be, Peterson chatted about a range of subjects, from his love of flying to the actor he'd most like to see play him in the movie version of his life.

"I look a lot like Denzel [Washington]," he joked.

Oh really?



Perhaps Mr. Peterson was looking at the wrong motion picture for a body double.


May I suggest the following instead:














That is all.