Winter in Minnesota

Why I Love MINNESOTA

It is winter in Minnesota and the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 25 below!
Oh, how I love Minnesota when the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air and your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful, I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Minnesota, 'cause I'm frozen to the ground.

-Anonymous-

Al Gore, kiss my ass.

That is all.