Obama's Choice For Energy Secretary Vows to Slay ManBearPig!

What a bunch of friggen hogwash (with apologies to any sort of hogwash I may have defended with that comparison) Note that I will replace the term, "climate change" with an appropriate equivalent:

President-elect Barack Obama's nominee for energy secretary, Nobel Prize-winning physicist Steven Chu, said if confirmed he will pursue policies to address [the Easter Bunny] and reduce U.S. dependence on foreign oil.

At a hearing before the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee, Steven Chu said two key challenges facing the United States are [Santa Claus] and making the nation more energy independent.

Just how tenaciously are they going to cling to that lie????

Dear Mr. Chu: I don't care if you won a Nobel Prize. So did Dhimmi Carter. So did Yassir Arafat. Big Hairy deal. I don't care if you put lipstick on the putrid carcass of global warming as you rename your pathetic strawman 'climate change.'

Here's a clue, Mr. Chu (via megaphone):

NOBODY's BUYING YOUR GLOBAL WARMING

GARBAGE ANYMORE.

Any questions?