Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Global Warming: Welcome to the Looking Glass...

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said;
FEED your head"
-Jefferson Airplane-

In order to believe any tenet of liberalism, you must not only first suspend your own observations; verily, you must suspend reality itself, where right is left, up is down, good is evil, evil good, warm is cold, cold is warm...(emphases added):
Meteorologists: Global Warming and Cold Weather Go Hand-In-Hand

14 January 2009

The World Meteorological Organization says cold weather does not mean that global warming has abated. WMO says people should not confuse weather with climate.

Isn't that what the global warming chickenlittles have been ramming down our throats lo this past friggen decade? Hurricane Katrina? Global warming. Thunderstorms--Global warming. Tornadoes--Global warming. A warm summer's breeze... of course, global warming. Algore and his merry filthy-stinkin'-rich band of alarmists have blamed every individual weather event from rain to drought on global warming.

Hell--the alarmists have done such a wonderful job with their propaganda machine that they've given our kids nightmares about global warming.

And now that it's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra, they're saying that weather events don't matter any more? They've blamed episodic melting of polar ice on global warming, and then in the same breath say that the resurgence of arctic ice to 1979 levels is immaterial. Either individual weather events are symptomatic of global warming or they're not. You can't cherrypick.

Yet they trudge on with their packs of lies emblazoned on their placards, continuing to proclaim them as truth, clinging to their dogma more fiercely than any Appalachian ever clinged to guns and religion.

However, the agenda behind the agenda with regard to the intensifyingly hysterical global warming wailing and gnashing of teeth is quite clear: Follow the money. Oh, and did I say, Follow the money. And while you're at it, follow the ideology.

It ain't going away any time soon, kids.

So, kiddos, fasten your seatbelts, open your wallets wide, and enjoy your little sojourn through the looking glass lo these next four years.

Lewis Carroll himself could think of nothing more bizarre.