What's next, a knock on your door in the middle of the night from the tobacco nazis?
I don't smoke; personally, outside of an occasional fine cigar, I detest it. But this continued encroachment on our freedoms is getting to be wayyyy out of hand. First the restaurants. Now our cars. Next our homes?
Wake up, Minnesota, and wake up Republican legislators!
The storied erstwhile, now-unemployed Governor of Illinois Rod "Blago" Blagojevich is now out of the Governor's mansion in Springfield, so what is to become of him?
Personally, I think he'll be the Tonya Harding of politics . He'll serve some light time,
...after which he'll make the morning talk show circuit, maybe a couple of appearances on Springer..
Or, perhaps he'll hit the reality TV circuit, and be a temporary move-in with The Osbournes
And if that doesn't work, how about celebrity kick boxing?
With his charisma, and with my photoshop, The possibilities are endless.
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The Senate Finance committee will meet Monday to review the tax records of former Sen. Tom Daschle, President Barack Obama's nominee for secretary of Health and Human Services who, according to sources, didn't pay taxes on a car and driver he had been loaned.
A Democratic source familiar with the situation told CNN that Daschle was loaned a car and driver by a wealthy friend and failed to disclose it on his income taxes, as he should have. Daschle has since paid what he owed, the source said.
Sounds like he'd be perfect to serve in an ethical, open, Obama administration.
White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said that Daschle brought the issues to the committee's attention himself and that Obama is "confident" he will be confirmed.
Went from five, to three, and finally to two candidates, with Michael Steele being the eventual victor. It was textbook democracy in action, and a good man won. On my way home from work tonight, a smarmy, angry-sounding talking head reporter on the CBS top-of-the-hour radio news commented on how a "deeply divided" Republican party took six rounds of voting to elect Steele.
WTF--there were six candidates to begin with!
But here was this "reporter," with a smarmy "how dare the Republicans elect a black guy" attitude clearly present in his voice.
It appears that the only organization where conservative minorities need not apply is with the DNC.
Several studies called the hygiene hypothesis show that when organisms from bacteria, viruses and worms enter the body from dirt, the immune system becomes stronger, The New York Times reported.
The ongoing studies imply ingesting worms redirects a skewed immune system, curing people with autoimmune disorders, allergies and asthma.
“What a child is doing when he puts things in his mouth is allowing his immune response to explore his environment,” Mary Ruebush, a microbiology and immunology instructor, wrote in her new book, “Why Dirt Is Good” (Kaplan). “Not only does this allow for ‘practice’ of immune responses, which will be necessary for protection, but it also plays a critical role in teaching the immature immune response what is best ignored.”
Dr. Joel V. Weinstock, director of gastroenterology and hepatology at Tufts Medical Center in Boston, and Dr. David Elliott, a gastroenterologist and immunologist at the University of Iowa,said children who grow up on farms and are exposed to worms and other organisms have been found less likely to develop allergies or autoimmune diseases.
“Children should be allowed to go barefoot in the dirt, play in the dirt and not have to wash their hands when they come in to eat,” Weinstock said.
This Weeks Post Was Suggested And Written By Cynthia
Sgt James E. Craig 27 years old from Hollywood, South Carolina 1st Battalion, 8th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division January 28, 2008
James was on his third deployment to Iraq. There are so many things about James that I admired. He was 'loud' and funny and articulate and sweet - even calling himself 'Sweet Soldier' - and brave and tough. He was a devout Christian and more comfortable with telling people he was than anyone I ever knew - he had a enviable, easy comfort with this faith. It would be so easy to write and write about James, but let me share some portions of his letters - his long and articulate letters.
"...I am very much looking forward to this war being over. However, I fully support everything that is going on over here ever since I saw first hand what the real situation was. Our media doesn't portray the truth of this operation or the necessity to the people here. They need freedom and desperately cry out for someone to help them. ... I know one thing, God wants me here."
"The war here is stating to come to an end. It will be a slow transition period where the responsibility of the battle space is handed over to the growing Iraqi Army. It all depends on the Iraqis if we are able to leave them with it safely."
"...it is a tale of my wonderful journey where I made memories I will never forget and stood up for something that I believe in...that sweet taste of freedom when the day is done and the knowledge that I have done something to ensure the positive future of my loved ones. And, you should know that it comforts me the most that what I do protects wonderful people like you."
These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives so that others may enjoy the freedoms we get to enjoy everyday. For that, I am proud to call them Hero. We Should Not Only Mourn These Men And Women Who Died, We Should Also Thank God That Such People Lived
This post is part of the Wednesday Hero Blogroll. For more information about Wednesday Hero, or if you would like to post it on your site, you can go here.
"Gads!" I thought, "could it really be? Could it be that the most corrupt politician to come down the pike since Huey Long has finally had his comeuppance?" So I clicks on the headline, and finds this:
BRATTLEBORO -- After nearly 14 years serving on bench, U.S. District Court Judge J. Garvan Murtha will move to senior status this July.
Murtha, approaching 68, said Tuesday that he has fulfilled all the requirements in the full-time position and decided to step down in order to give someone else the opportunity to be a federal judge.
Curses. I certainly look forward to that day when such a headline will be attributed to the target of this blog.
Mengele selects incoming Jews for labour or extermination in the gas chambers and conducts pseudoscientific medical experiments on inmates, principally infants, young twins, dwarfs and those with genetic abnormalities. He is given his own laboratory block, independent financing and a medical staff.
He is also supported by the Kaiser Wilhelm Institute of Anthropology, Human Genetics and Eugenics at Dahlem in Berlin and sends specimens to the institute director, Dr Otmar von Verschuer, his former supervisor at the University of Frankfurt and an expert on the genetics of twins.
Mengele investigates ways to increase human fertility. He tries to find a genetic cause for the disease 'noma' (a rare gangrenous condition of the face and mouth), studies physical abnormalities and contagious diseases, conducts experiments with wounds, and attempts to change the colour of inmate's eyes to blue with injections of chemicals directly into the eyeball. His chief interest is twins.
"It is a vicious cycle; ignorance breeds poverty and poverty breeds ignorance. There is only one cure for both, and that is to stoop breeding these things. Stop bringing to birth children whose inheritance cannot be one of health or intelligence. Stop bringing into the world children whose parents cannot provide for them."
And:
"The most merciful thing that the large family does to one of its infant members is to kill it."
No apologies, eh, Nancy? Somehow that doesn't surprise me. That's the way to help the economy. Make sure folks are never born. That's worked so well in Europe.
But hold your head up proud, Ms. Pelosi. You're in (in)famous company.
Remember that little red book that everyone in Maoist China carried around in their pockets... you know, the Quotations from Chairman Mao? Remember how it was not only required reading, but every citizen had to have a copy on his or her person at all times?
Well, now that we have elected our Obammessiah, The History Company has developed a new "Pocket Obama" Well, actually it's not red, it's blue... but the publisher states:
...in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama's speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words. His superb and captivating oratory style has earned comparisons to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, and this historic collection presents words that catapulted his remarkable rise to the American Presidency. It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times. (emphases added--ed.)
Why is it that the more and more I see this clown portrayed, the more and more he looks like some infamous commie despot? Is art imitating life? Will we soon see little blue books everywhere we turn? Like on the farm fields of Minnesota?
Will the Obammessiah minions see to it that every school child is equipped with a "little blue book?"
Over the last several years, Murtha, a Democrat from Pennsylvania, has helped steer more than $100 million in contracts to Kuchera, a government contractor founded in 1985 by Bill Kuchera. The company and its employees have donated more than $65,000 dollars to Murtha’s re-election campaign and leadership PAC, according to Federal Election Commission records.
How many more times are the folks in PA-12 going to send this slime-laden, corrupt bloated dinosaur of a politician back to what should be a position of trust in Washington? How many times must he be caught with his fat, greasy fingers in the cookie jar before PA-12 voters finally get sufficiently disgusted to say, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?!?"
Ode to Michael Moore, Part II (with apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning)
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My arms can reach, around thy waist which is not slight... For the ends of Dingleberries and ideal Grace. For that unshaven beard that adorns thy face... Most quiet need, by Domino's and Maid Rite, I love thee freely, though thou blockest my light; I love thee purely, as thou turnest thy gaze. Toward the Taco Bell with thy eyes aglazed.. In thy olden briefs, with thy racing stripes. I love thee even though thou smellest ripe.. With thy putrid teeth, --- and with thy foul breath... Smiles, tears from the stench! --- and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death!
Ode to Michael Moore (to the tune of "Close to you" by The Carpenters)
Why do flies, suddenly appear... Every time you are near? Can't you see, it's perfectly plain to see you have B.O.
Why do birds fall out of the sky... Every time, you walk by?
Can't you see, it's perfectly plain to see you have, B.O...
On the day when you were born the angels got together And decided to create a gag come true.. So they sprinkled cow dung in your hair And sprayed some skunk juice in your armpits tooooooo (pee-yew)
That's why all the skunks in town... Follow you, all around... Can't you see, it's perfectly plain to see you have... B.O. Can't you see, it's perfectly plain to see you have...B.O...
Why, Oh Why..do you have B.O. (I really wanna know, I really wanna know) Why, Oh Why..do you have B.O. (I really wanna know I really wanna know) Why, Oh Why..do you have B.O. (and I don't mean Barack Obamaaaaaaa)
Remember how outraged we all were, when like a bunch of sadistic, vindictive middle school brats, when upon their exit, the trailer-trash Clinton administration looted the White House? (Of course, they finally said they'd pay for some items, but that was only after it was brought to light). Remember all the missing "W" keys from the computer keyboards and other vandalism?
CLASS:
Upon taking residency at the White House, how did President Bush react to the Clinton looting and vandalism? He was the adult. He decided against prosecutions for the vandalisms perpetrated on The People's House. Despite the catterwalling and incessant ravaging and character assassination by the leftist both within and without the beltway, Bush was determined to Set a "new tone" for Washington. President Bush respected his Office and chose to take the high road on this and many other issues, including inviting the Kennedy clan to the White House for movies and popcorn. His respect for the office continued through his final days as President:
Unlike Bill and Hillary Clinton, George and Laura Bush will take few treasured mementos with them from their years at the White House.
When the Clintons left the White House in January 2001, the former first couple took with them more than 50 gifts -- including a chandelier, flatware, and paintings -- valued at nearly $200,000.
The Bushes, however, borrowed from furnishings that already existed within the White House collection, said Sally McDonough, press secretary to Laura Bush.
"Mrs. Bush -- having the experience of being at the White House when her father-in-law was president -- knew how many beautiful things she had to choose from to furnish the residence. And she will go back to Texas with only those items that belong to her," McDonough told FOXNews.com.
Have Dr. Martin Luther King's dreams been realized?
Some may say that the coronation inaugaration of "The One" tomorrow may be the embodiment and realization of that dream. While in a way that may be so, in so many other ways Dr. Martin Luther King's dream has yet to be realized.
I was only three years old on that fateful day in August of 1963; the day that Dr. King delivered his "I have a dream" speech; so I was certainly too young to have understood and or appreciated the beauty and content of what would be contained in that oratorical masterpiece. I would, however, in my youth witness firsthand the effects of the Black man casting off one slavemaster and embracing another, namely, the "Great" Society and the Welfare state.
Forty five years and change later, are we really any closer to Dr. Martin Luther King's dream? Closer, perhaps. There? Not by a longshot. There are still racepimpsamong us, of every race, creed and color who, as cheap opportunists refuse to embrace the color-blind society that Dr. King envisioned.
Dr. King's dream will not be realized until there is no longer a need to have a Congressional Black Caucus. Dr. King's dream will not be realized until there is no longer a need to have the NAACP. Dr. King's dream will not be realized until race is taken totally out of the equation with regard to getting into college or getting a job, and affirmative action quotas are totally done away with. Dr. King's dream will not be realized until democrats cease and desist their fearmongering that black people cannot get along without the meager crumbs of government largesse that are thrown their way. Dr. King's dream will not be realized until there is color-blind opportunity coupled with color-blind accountability. Dr. King's dream will not be realized until all people are truly judged not by the color of their skin, but of the content of their character.
Today, I ask you to read well, heed well, and reflect upon these words:
"I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.
Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.
But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languished in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we’ve come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
In a sense we’ve come to our nation’s capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the “unalienable Rights” of “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check, a check which has come back marked “insufficient funds.”
But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. And so, we’ve come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.
We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of Now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism. Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quicksands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. Now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God’s children.
It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment. This sweltering summer of the Negro’s legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. And those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. And there will be neither rest nor tranquility in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.
But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice: In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force.
The marvelous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to a distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny. And they have come to realize that their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom.
We cannot walk alone.
And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.
We cannot turn back.
There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, “When will you be satisfied?” We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality. We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the negro’s basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their self-hood and robbed of their dignity by signs stating: “For Whites Only.” We cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until “justice rolls down like waters, and righteousness like a mighty stream.”¹
I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells. And some of you have come from areas where your quest — quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive. Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to South Carolina, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.
Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.
And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.”
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of “interposition” and “nullification” — one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; “and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.”2
This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.
With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.
And this will be the day — this will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with new meaning:
My country ’tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim’s pride,
From every mountainside, let freedom ring!
And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.
And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.
Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.
Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.
Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.
Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.
But not only that:
Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.
Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.
From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:
Representative Laura Brod sent out a memo today showing graphs that more than suggest that the State currently suffers from a spending problem, not a revenue problem. MN House GOP researcher Craig Stone explains it better than I ever could (all emphases added):
"The following graphs relate to the November forecast. They lend support to the position that the state has a spending problem, not a revenue problem.
The first graph shows that General Fund Revenue and Expenditure growth has exceeded the consumer price index, CPI. The graph uses FY ’02-’03 as a base, and projects through the upcoming FY ’10-’11 biennium using the November Forecast. Actual Revenues have risen 26.02%, which is above the 22.22% increase in CPI. General Fund expenditures are projected to increase by 36.62% over that time.
The second graph builds on the first. It simply shows total GF revenues and spending from the end of the FY’02-’03 biennium through the FY’10-’11 biennium (November Forecast). If spending had been and would be held to the CPI for that time period there would be a budget surplus of over $7.9 billion for the FY’10-11 biennium given actual revenues raised during that time.
That $7.9 billion represents the tax cut foregone by the state having spent over and above CPI. The $7.9 billion is the total potential cut, over that 8 year period.
The third graph shows that for the current FY’08-’09 biennium (the first biennium under renewed House DFL control) spending vastly exceeded revenues coming in. In fact, over $2 billion more was spent than raised! That level of over-spending could only be enacted due to the large budget surplus the GOP left the DFL.
This spending of over $2 billion more than raised in the current biennium, combined with projected further increased spending and nearly flatline revenues raised leads directly to the November forecast of a $4.8 billion shortfall for the upcoming biennium and a $4.6 billion deficit in the out biennium.
Finally, it should be noted that the adoption of the constitutional amendment dedicating MVST revenues to roads and transit has had a significant impact on the general fund. This was not unexpected, but those responsible for the dedication – and the voters – should understand that a portion of any budget reductions for the current and upcoming biennium can be attributed to this dedication.
For the current biennium, the amendment took $625.8 million out of the GF, which would have solved the deficit in the November Forecast.
For the upcoming biennium, the amendment will divert $798 million from the GF, which is 16% of the shortfall. However, it should be remembered that existing law at the time statutorily dedicated a portion of those then General Funds to roads and transit. If those statutory dedications had not been altered to deal with the budget situation then the actual impact on the current biennial deficitwould have been $132.3 million and $316 million on the projected shortfall for the upcoming biennium.
State government spending out of control and way beyond increases in the consumer price index. Who'd a thunk it? The fact that we could be sitting on a 7 billion dollar surplus instead of a 5+ billion dollar deficit speaks volumes.
There are some emails I get that I wonder why they were sent.
This isn't one of them.
TO: GOD FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'? Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog? Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table ..
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened'
Remember Obama's promise of a national civilian security force that is as well-equipped and well-funded as the Army? Well, it would appear that he would have all that, as well as his own private "army."
In what would be another unprecedented step, Obama's political staff is deciding whether to create a service organization that would use the vast corps of its grass-roots campaign supporters. As described by one source knowledgeable with the discussions, this nonprofit arm would be used to help victims of natural disasters, but would do so under the Obama umbrella while continuing to build the overall network's massive e-mail database.
Has a president ever had an organized political relief squad, independent from the federal government? This strikes me as quite creepy. "Hi we're here to help...on behalf of Barack Obama....federal relief workers will be here shortly..."
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." -Ronald Wilson Reagan
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
Got this in an email--can't yet swear to the veracity of every one of these tips, but I plan to try a lot of them:
How Many of These Did You Know About?
A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. (hmmmmmm..).
Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to.
For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: Get warm water and put Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze. (Wish I had known this for the last 40 years!).
To remove old wax from a glass candle holder, put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The wax will fall out.
Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in baking soda. Comes off with little effort ( elbow grease that is!).
Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt BLUE!) rubbing alcohol on paper towel.
Whenever I purchase a box of S.O.S Pads, I immediately take a pair of scissors and cut each pad into halves. After years of having to throw away rusted and unused and smelly pads, I finally decided that this would be much more economical. Now a box of S.O.S pads last me indefinitely! In fact, I have noticed that the scissors get 'sharpened'' t his way!
Blood stains on clothes? Not to worry! Just pour a little hydrogen peroxide on a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood. Works every time! (Now, where to put the body?) LOL
Use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal for inside windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks. Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean. Don't wash windows on a sunny day. They will dry t oo quickly and will probably streak.
Spray a bit of perfume on the light bulb in any room to create a lovely a light scent in each room when the light is turned on.
Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will smell freshly washed for weeks to come. You can also do this with towels and linen.
Candles will last a lot longer if placed in the freezer for at least 3 hours prior to burning.
To clean artificial flowers, pour some salt into a paper bag and add the flowers. Shake vigorously (the paper bag, not yourself) as the salt will absorb all the dust and dirt and leave your artificial flowers looking like new! Works like a charm!
To easily remove burnt on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to aboil on stove top.
Spray your TUPPERWARE with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains.
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corn's natural sweetness.
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half, and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. (I prefer to soak the lime in Gin and rub it on my tongue first)
Don't throw out all that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces...Left over wine? What's that?
To get rid of itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap on the area and you will experience instant relief.
Ants, ants, ants everywhere. Well, they are said to never cross a chalk line. So, get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march. See for yourself.
Use air-freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job and better still, leaves a lovely smell to the shine.
When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before resorting to tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape over the splinter, and then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and easily.
Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer...Clean a toilet. Drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush.
Clean a vase. To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water, and drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets.
Polish jewelry. Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes.
Clean a thermos bottle. Fill the bottle w ith water, drop in four Alka Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (Or longer, if necessary).
Unclog a drain. Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer tablets down the drain followed by a cup of Heinz White Vinegar. Wait a few minutes, and then run the hot water.
Makes you wonder about ingesting Alka Seltzer, doesn't it?
Decades of tone deaf liberal pontificating and gleeful smearing of anything remotely center right, ‘reporting’ only the facts that benefit liberal policies and politicians. The one sided liberal bias of the paper made it a must *not* read paper for a very large portion of Minnesotans. And with the fact that people can get the news that they want for free online, clinging to the old business model for news left the Strib as a failure waiting to happen.
It is really just further proof that the free market works.
The fact that the dead tree media is dying while conservative talk radio, its nemesis lo these past 20 years, is thriving, not only speaks volumes, but nearly perfectly defines irony.
I was listening to Gov. Pawlenty's State of the State speech yesterday, as he gave an analogy of a family at a kitchen table, trying hard to budget themselves during these difficult economic times. I was struck by the loud and raucous applause given when Governor Pawlenty asked the legislature on behalf of every Minnesotan not to increase their burdens by raising their taxes. I thought to myself, given the volume and duration of the applause, the DFL folks must be applauding, too.
Kinda gave me a pretty good feeling--like there was actually bi-partisan agreement that raising taxes during a recession was a bad thing and off the table; that was, until I received this in an email from an observer who was there, who noted:
...How rude! Notably: When Pawlenty pleaded, on behalf of average Minnesotans, "Please don't raise my taxes," the GOP stood and applauded. The DFL sat on their hands.
What that tells us is clear: The DFL will raise our taxes, given the chance. This after Tarryl Clark told a recent meeting of St. Cloud area business leaders, "I won't raise your taxes." Senate Tax Committee Chair, Tom Baak, speaking Tuesday evening at the Minnesota Grocers Association dinner in St. Paul, acknowledged that taxes cannot be increased much because it would have a chilling effect on our already frigid economy, and extend our recession. Yet there they were, firmly sitting on their hands to tell us all what their response will be to Minnesotans' plea for no more taxes.
The DFL partisanship against Governor Pawlenty this afternoon was palpable -- evident in everything from silence, smirks and asides, to negative body language. They don't want to cooperate. They want to stick this in Pawlenty and break it off! Tarryl Clark's cold stares and lack of applause spoke volumes. This from a senator who promotes herself as a moderate bridge-builder and a bi-partisan!
In the words of another song,
~Can you feel the love tonight?~
Brace yourselves. I think we're about to be raped.
When I was a kid, and all the way through the mid 1980s, one of my favorite stores in the world was F. W. Woolworth's at the Cermak Plaza in Berwyn, Illinois. A sundries store, F.W. Woolworth had everything from goldfish to parakeets, from gloves to shoes-- During the early days of living on my own, Woolworth's saved me from frostbite on a number of occasions, as they usually had decent winter gloves at prices I could afford. One of the features that Woolworth's had was a pretty decent cafe. I received a copy of this Woolworth's menu from the 1950s (click on the pic to enlarge it). Kinda neat, ain't it?
And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call Recall Alice When she was just small
When men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low Go ask Alice I think she'll know
When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's "off with her head!" Remember what the dormouse said; "FEED YOUR HEAD _______________ FEED your head" -Jefferson Airplane-
In order to believe any tenet of liberalism, you must not only first suspend your own observations; verily, you must suspend reality itself, where right is left, up is down, good is evil, evil good, warm is cold, cold is warm...(emphases added):
Meteorologists: Global Warming and Cold Weather Go Hand-In-Hand
By Lisa Schlein Geneva 14 January 2009
The World Meteorological Organization says cold weather does not mean that global warming has abated. WMO says people should not confuse weather with climate.
Isn't that what the global warming chickenlittles have been ramming down our throats lo this past friggen decade? Hurricane Katrina? Global warming. Thunderstorms--Global warming. Tornadoes--Global warming. A warm summer's breeze... of course, global warming. Algore and his merry filthy-stinkin'-rich band of alarmists have blamed every individual weather event from rain to drought on global warming.
And now that it's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra, they're saying that weather events don't matter any more? They've blamed episodic melting of polar ice on global warming, and then in the same breath say that the resurgence of arctic ice to 1979 levels is immaterial. Either individual weather events are symptomatic of global warming or they're not. You can't cherrypick.
Yet they trudge on with their packs of lies emblazoned on their placards, continuing to proclaim them as truth, clinging to their dogma more fiercely than any Appalachian ever clinged to guns and religion.
However, the agenda behind the agenda with regard to the intensifyingly hysterical global warming wailing and gnashing of teeth is quite clear: Follow the money. Oh, and did I say, Follow the money. And while you're at it, follow the ideology.
Capt. Ed Freeman Company A, 229th Assault Helicopter Battalion, 1st Cavalry Division (Airmobile)
While reading the info on Cpt. Freeman, I found that I couldn't have put it better than this.
These brave men and women sacrifice so much in their lives so that others may enjoy the freedoms we get to enjoy everyday. For that, I am proud to call them Hero. We Should Not Only Mourn These Men And Women Who Died, We Should Also Thank God That Such People Lived
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GLENN: Right. But it's interesting also that Janeane Garofalo and Jon Voight are in the same series this year.
STU: Yeah.
GLENN: The right and the left actors. Okay. So she's in that one scene, and I'm not going to give anything away but, you know -- I'm not going to spoil the scene for you if you have it on TiVo. But there's this one scene where you know character -- I'm trying to be as vague as I can -- this one character is with Janeane and they need to interrogate. It's 24. You knew this was happening. So they interrogate and the one character says, "I've got to get the answers." And Janeane Garofalo says, "You can't do that. This is America. That's against the law." And the other character says, "They'll kill a bunch of people and we've got to do it! A lot of people will die and it will be a horrible situation!" Janeane Garofalo's character says, "This is against everything we stand for! This is against code, this is against all regulations, this is against the law! I won't have anything to do with it!" And then the character turns with tears in their eyes, says, "This whole thing has been my fault. I've got to set this right. Please, I've got to get the answer. I've got to do this because it's -- I've got to set it right! Please, for me!" And the progressive says, "Okay, I'll wait outside." It wasn't because people are going to die. It wasn't because this guy knows and we need to get it. It wasn't, "We've got to protect our country." She was convinced by, "Please? It will make me feel better." You didn't even have to say, "But okay, let me make the case. I don't think the law applies here or here or here." All you had to do was look at her with puppy dog eyes and say, "Please, it will make my booboo go away."
STU: If that's not every liberal policy.
GLENN: It is.
STU: Feel good emotional.
GLENN: It is. It's wrong. If you want to do it for any other reasons. But if it will make us all feel good, well, then maybe we should.
What a bunch of friggen hogwash (with apologies to any sort of hogwash I may have defended with that comparison) Note that I will replace the term, "climate change" with an appropriate equivalent:
President-elect Barack Obama's nominee for energy secretary, Nobel Prize-winning physicist Steven Chu, said if confirmed he will pursue policies to address [the Easter Bunny] and reduce U.S. dependence on foreign oil.
At a hearing before the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee, Steven Chu said two key challenges facing the United States are [Santa Claus] and making the nation more energy independent.
Dear Mr. Chu: I don't care if you won a Nobel Prize. So did Dhimmi Carter. So did Yassir Arafat. Big Hairy deal. I don't care if you put lipstick on the putrid carcass of global warming as you rename your pathetic strawman 'climate change.'
From an internal email from MN State Representative Carlos Mariani on crafting a "let's let 'em all in" letter to the Obammessiah:
Dear Colleagues
I have been working with several local immigration advocates, and with national advocates, to craft an urgent letter to Pres Obama's Administration to take immediate action on several immigration policies fronts that fall under the purview of the Exec Branch. Primarily these will fall under three key areas: the present nature and scope of the raids, (especially the door to door residential raids), the current nature of detention facilities (falling outside the scope of regulation that even hardened convicted criminals enjoy), and the nature of the 287G agreements that recruit our local public safety officals to carry out immigration enforcement with little or no federal funds to pay for our efforts.
The prime focus of the letter is to promote a more humane approach to enforcement while our nation prepares reform of our immigration policies.
We hope to have a letter ready by the end of this week. I am writing to ask you to consider joining me as a petitioner on the letter.
I do not see this as a partisan issue even as we may disagree on certain elements of current immigration policy and actions. I understand some of you may be sympathetic but hesitant to agree to the full nature of the letter's call to action however, I do not want to make that assumption for you. Let me know if you wish to see the draft letter for your consideration. Also, if you are not prone to sign on perhaps you can consider crafting your own version that you can convey to the new administration seperate from the one I am preparing. It is my belief that there is much common ground on immigration reform, including testifying to the destructive nature that the current lack of reform and heavy enforcement has had on our local communities. Any call to not continue the status quo will be important to make.
I will be issuing this invitation to both House and Senate members, to local elected officials, and to labor and business leaders as well. We will then share our call with colleagues in other states.
Please let me know of your interest as soon as possible.
Thank you for considering this request.
Rep Carlos Mariani
Note that Rep. Mariani talks about "... the destructive nature that the current lack of reform and heavy enforcement has had on our local communities" but says not one word about the destructive nature that illegal immigration has had on our community resources, including health care, law enforcement, and social services:
The study concluded that illegal aliens are expensive, costing the state $188 million annually, with costs escalating.
This paper reviews the state study concluding that its population numbers significantly understates actual trends and therefore $188 million significantly understates actual costs. Moreover, the costs included in the study failed to consider a number of other, even critical, issues in education, health care, public safety, jobs and economy, growing energy shortages, loss of natural areas, environmental damage, and threats to the homogeneity of the nation.
Although not cited in the Minnesota Study, in October 2005 a similar study of illegal aliens in Florida was published. This study emphasized the three largest expenditures, as does the Minnesota study, with the identical conclusions. Minnesota is likely 6-8 years behind #5 immigration state Florida in the seriousness of the problems connected with illegals. Florida now spends nearly $2 billion yearly for education, medical care and incarceration. California’s estimates its three million illegal aliens (likely many more) cost taxpayers $9 billion annually.3 Countering the dream of illegals advocates that the idea of tax payments exceeding costs is shattered with the finding that net outlays still amount to nearly $1 billion dollars annually, or about $315 per Florida household headed by a native-born resident. Similar to the Minnesota study, the Florida study begins with an Urban Institute study of these state cost areas. Jeffrey S. Passel, the same demographer cited in the Minnesota study, found the equivalent situation in Florida as in Minnesota where the “official” estimates of illegal aliens were undercounted.4
Yeah... way to look at all the angles, Rep. Mariani. Proof positive that liberal democrats. Can't. Link.
Not that this is any big surprise, or anything, but lo and behold, as The Right Perspective reports, Obama’s choice for energy czar just happens to be a card-carrying socialist.
Oh… not just any socialist, mind you, but Carol M. Browner is a member of the “Commission for a Sustainable World Society,” an offshoot of the organization “Socialist International.”
I’ve often observed that far from being a group of well-meaning tree-huggers, the radical environmentalists see environmental issues as one of the primary vehicles from which they can slam more and more of their radical political agenda down our throats; which more than explains why they cling to their environmental dogma a hell of a lot more than conservatives cling to “guns and religion.” This despite mountains of evidence to the contrary.
So is it really any surprise that Barack Hussein Obama, who cut his teeth under the tutelage of such leftist luminaries as Bill Ayers and Saul Alinsky, would actually appoint socialists to help run his administration?
You tell us what you want, and we'll tailor a poll to fit your needs.
:::voice on other line::::
FRANKEN: Yeah... this is Al Franken... Look-- I'm really in a hurry, and I want Coleman to concede. Can you make a poll that tells him to hit the friggen road?
KSTP: Sure, Al. Anything for a fellow traveller.
FRANKEN: Thanks...
--two days later, the phone rings at Franken's stately apartment in New York City
KSTP: Err... hi Al.
FRANKEN: Hey--didja get my poll done?
KSTP: Well...err... yeah, but you might not like the results. We did the best to fudge it and to word it in your favor, but a good 45% of Minnesota citizens still think you're a schmuck.
FRANKEN: What the hell kind of pollsters are you? You're the friggen lame..err... mainstream media! You're supposed to be on my side!!! Can't I order a g*ddmn poll without you f*cking it up????
KSTP: Look, Mr. Franken... maybe we can work something out (long pause)... I know!!! We'll just word the title, in huge bold letters, "Coleman should concede," and leave it at that. Most folks won't even read past the headline.
The three ring circus and theatre production of angst surrounding the seating/unseating of Illinois Senator non-Senator Burris reminds me of an old Mills Brothers' Tune, called Indecision
It has long been known that Jack Murtha has been living high off the hog with regard to earmarks that have been given to his military contracting buddies. As a matter of fact, he's making such good money from his beneficiaries that he wants to streamline the earmark process: He plans to bypass advice by members of the military altogether:
The House’s top defense appropriator has pledged to help strengthen the role of the Pentagon’s comptroller in an effort to curb lobbying by the military services for their controversial programs.
Why should he listen to the military, as the military itself doesn't provide Jack with campaign contributions.
As I've stated before, Jack Murtha does nothing without there being something in it for Jack Murtha. To Jack Murtha, the military is merely a tool he uses to keep his fat backside in power, or to advance his political career, a/la his slanderous declaration of guilt toward the Haditha Marines.
I don't know; perhaps I'm a bit too cynical. I'm absolutely positive that there is no lobbying going on when Concurrent Technologies receives a taxpayer-funded porkbarrel contract to the tune of $200 million dollars... or is there?
Yet, the Murtha situation is very troubling when you look at CTC’s Form 990. With the exception of three individuals listed on the schedule of officers and directors, all have contributed to Murtha’s congressional campaigns since 2002.
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The Times also notes that CTC has paid somewhere around $500,000 to a lobbying firm. The lobbying firm's executives and clients have contributed over $1.2 million to Murtha in campaign contributions (the Times refers to these as donations) since 1999, according to the Times.
So we have a congressman who was a driving force behind the creation of this tax-exempt entity. That same congressman is earmarking significant amounts of money to that organization. Those who are in control of the organization (several of whom receive significant salaries from CTC) contribute large amounts of money to the congressman’s campaign. We can only wonder how the entity distributes the federal grant money within the local community.
I mean, with sweetheart deals like that, why should Murtha even bother to take the time listen to those pesky military folks who actually know what they need?
I mean, there's gold in them there earmarks, right, Jihad Jack?
We've all seen or heard of miracles in our lifetimes. The miraculous healing of a sick friend with cancer; the parting of the Red Sea by Moses; the miracle of the five loaves and two fishes.
Now a Minnesota legislator has somehow gathered the gonads to dub increased spending of taxpayer dollars without accountability as a "miracle."
From an internal MN House email:
Dear Colleagues,
The New Minnesota Miracle education finance reform bill is outside my office (381) for signatures. This is the bill stemming from the Governor's education finance reform task force and the P.S. Minnesota report. It equitable and adequately provides funding so all students, no matter where they live and what their challenges are, have the opportunity to graduate from high school ready for success in college, university, technical schools or to go straight into a good job. The House K-12 Education Finance Division held numerous hearings around the state last summer and fall on this bill and received rave reviews in every area of the state. It is scalable, so can be phased in with a little or a lot of funding. Either way, it provides accountability guideposts to measure how our state is doing by our students.
Mindy Greiling
Hmm... accountability guideposts... does that mean that there will be accountability attached to student performance a/la higher achievement scores? Will there be new goals to strive for to provide taxpayers and taxpaying parents measures of the effectiveness of educational programming and the money spent on it?
Hmm... if that's the case, it might not be such a bad thing.
But wait a minute.
Considering the Newspeak that we have come to know by which liberals re-define the English language, using such terms as "contributions" or "investments" to mean "tax increases," or "reproductive health" or "choice" to connote abortion, I felt compelled to ask Ms. Greiling exactly what she meant by the words, accountability guideposts. The exchange went as follows:
[Dear Representative Greiling],
You had mentioned "accountability guideposts" contained in the (381)Minnesota Miracle Education Bill.
Could you please expand on what the accountability guideposts would entail?
Thank you so much--
Leo Pusateri School Psychologist
To which Ms. Greiling responded:
What I meant was that progress on funding adequacy will be openly measured by the public, by viewing at what pace we phase in the bill.
So, in other words, in Ms. Greiling's Newspeak vernacular, the term "accountability guidepost" has absolutely nothing to do with accountabilty geared toward greater student achievement. Rather, the word "accountability guidepost" has to do with how much money they--the government (via Joe Taxpayer) throws at education.
Some miracle.
Now if the Minnesota DFL Party would actually think about more efficient use of the money they already had and gear that money toward proven techniques that translate into greater student achievement, perhaps then, and only then, could it be termed, "The Minnesota Miracle."
I just returned to my office from the House Floor here at your State Capitol in St. Paul. I joined my colleagues in the House of Representatives as we took our solemn oath of office to begin the 86th Session of the Minnesota Legislature. It is a deep honor and privilege to serve as your State Representative, and I will continue to do my very best for our area, and for the great state of Minnesota. We face unprecedented challenges as we work together to balance a state budget that is nearly $5 billion in deficit, while meeting priority needs for our state.
Today, as promised, I have signed on as co-author of a bill that would lift Minnesota's moratorium on considering development of new nuclear energy. We need new, clean, safe and inexpensive nuclear energy, and have had our heads in the sand for too long. I am co-authoring a bill removing the bad, eleventh hour changes made last session to the Green Acres program -- changes that would cost landowners in my district hundreds of thousands of dollars. I expect that will be one of the first measures approved this session. I have also co-authored a bill that would return dollars to the State Airports Fund that were inadvertently transferred to help balance the budget last year. The City of St. Cloud had to cover those funds intended for airport terminal expansion, and needs to have those funds returned.
Although we face a nearly $5 billion budget deficit, this is also an opportunity to re-think state government -- its priorities, size, scope, outcomes and efficiencies. I will also work with our local units of government to identify areas in which the state can help relieve the local burden. These include avenues for intergovernmental cooperation, joint delivery of services, elimination of burdensome and unfunded mandates, and more. We need everyone's creative input and energies to solve the current and long-term challenges facing Minnesota! I welcome your input throughout the year, especially during the legislative session, and will announce a series of local Town Hall meetings in the next few days.
Here are the committees to which I have been assigned. They reflect closely the priorities I heard from you and other constituents during this fall's campaign: Economic development for jobs creation and economic recovery; the pressing need for real, sustainable health care reform; and the need for government reform, efficiency and integrity of our elections.
● Bioscience and Workforce Development Policy & Oversight Division (on which I will be the Minority Lead) ● Health Care and Human Services Finance Division ● Health Care and Human Services Policy and Oversight Committee ● State and Local Government Operations Reform, Technology & Elections
I have also been recommended for re-appointment to the legislature's Health Care Access Commission, providing leadership for real health care reform.
Tomorrow, in addition to committee meetings, I will meet with Governor Pawlenty to discuss priorities for this session, and how we can work to solve the state's budget woes without increasing the tax burden. I will continue to keep you informed about what I see happening here at your State Legislature. Please keep in touch, and continue to let me know how I can help!
Sincerely in service,
Rep. Steve Gottwalt House District 15A St. Cloud, Waite Park, St. Augusta and Rockville
Officials familiar with the choice noted that Panetta, as Clinton's chief of staff, participated in the daily intelligence briefings in the Oval Office and had intimate knowledge of the interaction between the agency and the White House. Panetta also was a member of the Iraq Study Group