Friday, January 13, 2006

After the Alito Confirmation Hearings....

Washington D.C. January 11,2006 (Rooters)
Senator Edward Kennedy, D., MA, a/k/a The Bloviator, is escorted from Capitol hill on Thursday after failing to expel hot air faster than he could generate it. Kennedy was floated to Bethesda Naval Hospital for treatment, where he finally had his bubble burst after failing to damage Judge Alito's reputation.

Doctors say that Kennedy is expected to resume his diet of scotch and waitress sandwiches after a prolonged period of mourning.

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