Friday, July 14, 2006

At a recent White House Ceremony...

WASHINGTON, D.C. 7/14/2006

Regarding the successful transition of the Muthanna province of Iraq into total Iraqi control, President Bush held a press conference, including leaders from both parties.

Many congratulated the President and the Iraqi people for this successful milestone in Iraq's transition into a free state, but alas, not all were happy about the situation, specifically, one congressman John P. Murtha (D-PA), who needed to be escorted from the scene.

After a diaper change and a burp, it was reported that Congressman Murtha was resting comfortably in a crib in the Capitol Rotunda.

(Filed under fun stuff, Murtha Must Go!)