You just never know who you might meet...

Hey there, single ladies! Forget E-Harmony! Forget Match.com. Who needs your butt-in-ski "matchmaker" Aunt Suzie--when there's Friendster! On Friendster you can meet all kinds of interesting people, like Naveed, whose passions include any kind of music (other than country or heavy metal), going out, hanging out with friends... oh yes, and did I mention shooting up Jewish community centers?

Unfortunately, as his profile indicates, Naveed didn't have many friends:

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This couch was comfortable (Now there's a great line if I ever read one)

Naveed

Male, 30, Single

Last Login : More than 3 weeks

Interested in Meeting People for: Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners

Location: Pasco, WA

Hometown: Cleveland,Tri-Cities,Troy,Philadelphia, Seattle

Friendster Member Since: Feb 2004

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Naveed's URL

http://www.friendster.com/6276814

More about Naveed

Schools (Other):

Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Columbia Basin College, Washington State University

College/University:
Columbia Basin College, Attended 2000 - 2004, Class of 2004, Other, prerequisites

Occupation:
Electrical Engineer

Companies:
Parsons, Fluor Federal Services

Affiliations:
none

Hobbies and Interests:
exercising, biking, going out and eating with friends, hanging out.

Favorite Books:
After college I decided not to read anymore

Favorite Movies:
Meet the Parents, Shawshank Redemption, Saving Private Ryan, Happy Gilmore, The Pink Panther movies

Favorite Music:
just about anything except country and heavy metal.

Favorite TV Shows:
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The Conan O'Brian Late Late Show. And some shows on Comedy Central.

About Me:
Exercising is a passion for me. I like to stay in shape and I like biking. Being opinionated is not me but I lean on the liberal side. I don't do anything real crazy, like ice climbing or bungee jumping (but he does like killing Jews). That would require getting off land, which I don't like to do. Finally, I like cats, but currently I have no cats. (I guess the cats wouldn't play with him, either)

Who I Want to Meet:
A person who has a sense of humor and is easy going like myself. (heh) A woman of the world, but not a worldly woman. I'm not sure what that means. It just sounded good. Last but not least, people with felonies need not seek my company. (heh--pretty hard to live with himself now, I'd guess)

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So come on there, swinging bachelorettes--take a chance on "swinging" Naveed (heh--he may just be swinging on the end of a rope).

Or, wait for OBL's friendster page.

(h/t Sid)