Top 10 jobs that abortionists could choose when Roe v. Wade is overturned
What will the abortionists do after being out of a job?
As a public service, I'd like to fill the void with some suggestions.
With apologies to Nihlist, who is the undisputed king of Top 11 lists, I hereby present my own
Top 10 List of occupational alternatives for ex-abortionists:
10. Step on unwanted baby chicks
9. Club baby seals.
8. Shake down kids for lunch money.
7. Mob assassin, specializing in offing kids.
6. Open a friendly neighborhood Josef Mengele Memorial Museum.
5. President of NOW.
4. Dr. Jack Kervorkian's personal bitch.
3. A songwriter.
2. Volunteer at a local animal shelter.
1. Rot in hell.
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