Man-Bear-Pig Digest..

Welcome to an inaugural edition in what I hope will become a semi-regular feature at the Ice Palace, where we don't fear global warming. Hell, living in the frozen tundra, the staff here at the Ice Palace would gladly trade a tropical hut for our current digs.

In our first story, a coalition of businesses are campaigning against legislation that would supposedly halt global warming in its tracks.

Gee, could it be because

1. It's legislation to address something that doesn't even exist..
2. It would cost millions of jobs, or
3. Suck thousands of dollars from household incomes...

What is it about the genetic makeup of liberal members of congress that predispose them to want to send our economy, not to mention our techological progress, back into the stone age?

Next, we find that Elsie the Cow is public enemy #1.

Britain's finest scientific minds have turned their attention to a problem that they claim is threatening the future of the entire planet - farm animal flatulence.

Finest scientific minds? If that's all the Brits have to offer in terms of brainpower, then they're in sorrier shape than I thought.

Moving on, I believe the Aussies have the best idea yet to sell the global warming scam to the masses: Tax cuts! Yeah, I know it'll never fly here. A tax-cut to a democrat is like a crucifix to a vampire.

No, liberals know that the only way that they can create a dependency class and simultaneously cram socialist policies veiled as climate change down the collective's throat is by browbeating us that if you don't subscribe to their fairy tale, you're against the children.

And finally, former Prime Minister Tony Blair, in true apologetic liberal form, engages in a lip-lock with communist China, and dons his sackcloth and ashes, apologizing for the rest of the world:

"Countries like China and India should industrialize rapidly without repeating the mistakes we made," he said, urging developed countries to give more financial support on transferring clean technology to developing countries [the answer--in a nutshell, for the continued non-stop efforts to perpetuate the MMGW myth--ED].

"We have got to accept the responsibility of the problems we created and help China, India and other countries to develop in a more sustainable way," Blair said.

On the upcoming Olympics in Beijing, Blair said he believed that China would put on a great Games with fantastic facilities and it would be very exciting to see a success in the Beijing Olympics.

Having confirmed he himself would come back for the event in August, Blair praised Beijing's efforts on trying to make sure the Olympics are an "environmental responsible" one.

Yep. Forget the fact that the Chi-coms are ready to lay waste to thousands of people in Tibet, and have denied thousands their human rights to worship as they please.

But as long as they give a hoot and don't pollute, they're okay in Blair's book.

Meanwhile, acknowledging which side their bread is buttered, these bozos continue to whistle past the graveyard and ignore the mounting evidence that the gig is up, and that their gravy-train of pork and socialism will soon be devoid of steam.