On getting to know John

I have become quite acquainted with my downstairs bathroom this evening. I have a date with a colonoscopy machine tomorrow, and I'm currently downing a laxative that is powerful enough to clear the shit out of the whole democratic party; not to mention this lowly blogger. I'll be home from work tomorrow, since I won't be much use there anyway. Anyway, suffice it to say that I'll be prone on a table some time tomorrow afternoon, moon-side up, shall we say.

Ahhh... the indignity of it all.




(Filed under Housekeeping, Fun Stuff)