The only place Nancy Pelosi sees fit to drill?

Apparently, in the heads of the American people:

House Democratic leaders and protesters waving McCain signs had a war of words Tuesday at a press event outside an old train station. The demonstrators interrupted House Speaker Nancy Pelosi with chants of "Drill here! Drill now!"

Pelosi paused and asked the group, "Right here?"

Seeming to enjoy the back and forth, she followed with another question: "Can we drill your brains?"

And where did you get that line, Nancy? From the "toilet store" and Brick Tamland?

Ms. Marie Antoinette-Pelosi went on an a further attempt to insult the intelligence of the bystanders:

She went on to refer to the protesters, who continued to chant sporadically, as "handmaidens of Big Oil." Arguing that increased offshore drilling would reduce gas prices by only a couple of pennies a decade from now, she referred to the demonstrators as the "2-cents-in-10-years-crowd."

Well, Ms. Pelosi, can we refer to you and your feeble "natural gas is not a fossil fuel" intellect as part of the "2-IQ-points-crowd?"

The mere fact that this pillar of ignorance is third in line for the Presidency at any given moment should send chills down the spine of even the most hardened Stephen King afficionado.

I suppose we could attempt to drill for brains in Nancy Pelosi's head, but it would undoubtedly be a futile effort.

Perhaps a proctologist would be of assistance in that regard.