Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Certifiable.. truly certifiable

Terrrayyyza Heinz-Kerry still nuttier than a Pearson's roll now blames the election loss of her not-so-industrious husband on "voting machines."

Says Ms. Kerry:

"Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States," Heinz Kerry said. She identified both as "hard-right" Republicans. She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."

The Mother Machines?? You mean like the mother ship that will take away Calypso Louie and his minions?

Terrayza also added:

"We in the United States are not a banana republic," during a fundraiser in Seattle.

We may not live in a "banana republic," but Terrayyyza is living proof that one still has the freedom in this country to go bananas. We at the Ice Palace would like to be the first to make Ms. Heinz-Kerry a reservation for a rubber room..