And in the "If things aren't bad enough already"...department

I find out Jesus is a democrat.

From here

Regarding the recent special election results, I'd like to give a shout out to my good friend, Jesus Christ.

Thank you, Jesus, for wriggling your way into the hearts of voters and guiding them to vote in accordance with your teachings.

We are on our way to replacing the blasphemers (the warmongers, the greedy and the pious) who hijacked our Christian faith for the sole purpose of legislative power.

Let's make 2006 the year voters take away the Republicans' ability to enact legislation which furthers human misery on the local, state, national and international levels.

Yeah... I'm sure Jesus does a happy-dance every time an abortion is performed.


(Filed under moonbat adventures)