Take heart, fellow Jihadists!...

Allah Akhbar!

Wheeew....! Guess I really dodged a bullet yesterday, didn't I? It's a good ting dat I stepped out to take a wizz...

Yes, it is true dat the infidel has come close to making yours truly assume room temperature, but do not worry, for all is well.

For with help from our good "useful idiot" infidel friends in Washington (the heads of whom I will gladly saw off after they no longer prove useful), I found out today that we will claim victory over the infidel in Iraq by the end of this year--mebbe sooner! Praise Allah! Praise John Murtha!!!

Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) believes the vast majority of U.S. troops in Iraq will be out by the end of the year and maybe even sooner. In his boldest words yet on the subject, the outspoken critic of the war predicts the withdrawal and tells Mike Wallace why he thinks the Bush administration will do it. The interview, a portion of which will appear on tonight's (13) CBS EVENING NEWS, will be broadcast on 60 MINUTES Sunday Jan. 15 (7:00-8:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

"I think the vast majority will be out by the end of the year and I'm hopeful it will be sooner than that," Murtha tells Wallace, in the 60 MINUTES interview.

"You're going to see a plan for withdrawal," says Murtha, which he believes Congress will pass because of mounting pressure from constituents tired of the war that could affect the upcoming midterm elections. The political situation will force President Bush to accede to Congress, he says. "I think the political people who give [the president] advice will say to him, 'You donÕt want a democratic Congress. You want to keep a republican majority, and the only way you're going to keep it is by reducing substantially the troops in Iraq,'" Murtha says.

You see, my Jihadist brethren--our strategy is working. Kill the infidel's soldiers, slaughter enough of our own women and children to get de American liberal bleeding hearts upset, and see the yellow infidel cowards run for their lives, just like they did in Mogadishu!

Praise to Allah!! With the help of Allah, and with our useful liberal opportunist cowards in Washington, we, in the name of Allah will indeed claim victory not only in Iraq, but around the world!

Dat ees all.


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