Mother Goose Primer ...for the left of center...

I was perusing some really old posts here, and came across this unfinished and heretofore unpublished...err.. gem:

There was an old democrat
Who lived in a shoe..
She had so many ballots
She didn't know what to do..
So she went to the cemetery
To "dig up" some names..
And got more democrat votes to bolster their aims!

~Three blind judges
Three blind judges..
See how they rule
See how they rule!
The Ninth Circuit Court say they've got the right
To ban "Under God" from the public sight!
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
As three blind judges!~

~Have you ever seen a RINO
Go this way and that way
Have you ever seen McCain
Talk right then turn left!
Go this way and that way
When he blinks it's a new day
Have you ever seen a RINO
Go this way and that?~

~Old Mother Hillary
Went to the Distillery
To get her poor husband some booze..
But when she got back
Three more bimbos were in the sack
Oh hell, what's a few more ashtrays to lose?