Monday, April 13, 2009

Minnesota Blonde Joke...


A man met a
beautiful Minnesota blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry
her right away.

She said, "But we don't
know anything about each other". He said, "That's all right,
we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So, she consented, and they were
married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice

One morning they were lying by
the pool when the man got up off of his towel, climbed up to
the 10 Meter board, and did a two and a half tuck gainer. This
was followed by three rotations in a jackknife position where he
straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations,
he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was

He said, "I used to be an
Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about
ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the
pool, and started doing laps. After about fifty laps she climbed
back out and lay down on her towel, hardly out of

He said, "That was
incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance

"No", she said, "I was a
hooker in Baudette, Minnesota and I worked both
of Lake Of The