You May Be A Terrorist...

• If You're a soldier returning from Iraq
• If You're against abortion on demand
• If You don't trust the government
• If You're against the policies of Barack Hussein Obama
• If You're a believer in State's Rights
• If You're against amnesty for illegal immigrants

You may think, reading this off-hand, that it was poor mock-up of a Jeff Foxworthy joke. But ladies and gentlemen, this is no joke.

And while you're attending your teaparties tomorrow, be aware. There may be some in attendance who will be taking names:

(U//FOUO) DHS/I&A will be working with its state and local partners over the next several months to ascertain with greater regional specificity the rise in rightwing extremist activity in the United States, with a particular emphasis on the political, economic, and social factors that drive rightwing extremist radicalization.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be on Twitter to engage in some "extremist right-wing chatter."