The First Ever Ice Palace Contest...

According to the AP:

NEW YORK (AP) -- After writing an autobiography that sold millions of copies and earned him a hefty advance, former President Clinton has struck a deal to write another book.

Alfred A. Knopf will publish the new work, in which Clinton will focus on public service and individual citizen activism, telling a story that he hopes will "lift spirits (and that ain't all)" and "touch boobs hearts," the former president said in a statement Wednesday.

The financial terms of the deal were not disclosed. Clinton is said to have received a staggering advance of $10 million to $12 million for writing "My Life," the 957-page memoir that Knopf published in 2004.

His inspiration for the second book, expected for release late next year or early 2008, sprang from the experiences he has had during his work and travel in the six years since he left the White House, Clinton said. It does not yet have a title.

To My Readers

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, will be twofold.

First, in the comments, suggest a new name for Bill Clinton's Book...

Second, suggest a caption for the cheesy "shit-eatin'-grin" picture above.

****UPDATE****

Best book title goes to Lemuel Calhoon: It's your patriotic duty, sweetheart: Picking up Women in a post-9/11 world.

Best Caption: Hammerswing: "Heh-- I just banged the valedictorian!"

Congratulations, and thanks to all who played (or even thought about it) :)



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