Monday, May 08, 2006

Moussaoui: Can't you guys take a joke??

All big and tough, thinking that he would be a martyr for Allah and have had it made with his 72 virgins; Moussaoui finally has come to the sickening realization that the only "virgin" who might have him made would be a 5'7", 270-pound guy named Maurice who hasn't showered for a week.

Now, at the time of this posting, Drudge is flashing a developing story that Moussaoui is singing a different tune, saying that, contrary to his testimony, he really wasn't involved in the 9/11 plot, and has asked to withdraw his guilty plea.

Sweet. Poetic. Justice!


What a maroon!

Sucks to be him.


(Zacharia Moussaoui and "The Brain" from Pinky and the Brain: Separated at birth?)

****UPDATE****

Breitbart has more:

Moussaoui asks for new trial
May 08 4:03 PM US/Eastern

Less than a week after he was jailed for life over the September 11 attacks, Al-Qaeda plotter Zacarias Moussaoui submitted a motion asking to withdraw his guilty plea so he can have a new trial.

"Moussaoui wishes to withdraw his guilty plea because when he entered the plea his 'understanding of the American legal system was completely flawed'," his lawyers said in the motion.



Moussaoui said in an affadavit "I now see that it is possible that I can receive a fair trial" in the United States.

"Even with Americans as jurors," he went on, "I can have the opportunity to prove that I did not have any knowledge of and was not a member of the plot to hijack planes and crash them into buildings on September 11, 2001."

Heh... So "America, you lose!", eh?


What a complete moron.


***UPDATE****

I had it all wrong. It wasn't because he was afraid of getting anally raped. Learned Foot has the details.



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