RIP, 007...

Mirror.co.uk - News - EXCLUSIVE: MOONIE RAKER

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I'll go nude pledges new Bond

By Cameron Robertson

JAMES BOND star Daniel Craig is ready to bare all in his first film as 007.

Craig, 37, told movie bosses he would not only show his bottom - but was happy to do the Full Monty.

The star of Casino Royale said: "In today's world we expect female actresses to go naked so why not men?

"I have told bosses I'm prepared to do a full frontal scene. I'm not shy and Bond wouldn't be shy about it either."

One of the things about the "Bond mystique" was that Bond didn't need to appear nude. Bond was the epitome of cool. Bond didn't need a stinkin' nude scene. Whether it was Connery, or Brosnan, or Moore, Bond bedded the girls and everyone knew it. As Cathy notes, we now have a wannabe clown who's afraid of boats, guns, this nancy can't even drive his Aston Martin or mix a decent martini!

This guy's a dweeb. Pure and simple. A BINO (Bond in Name Only).


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