Here's another one from China, I think, although the guy calls himself "
owayne". Compared with the last Chinese spam letter, this guy is friggen Shakespeare. Note how
owayne attempts to weave in some credible third party testimony in hawking this diet plan:
Hey Alistad,
Listen to this, if you could circumvent your brain
(you mean as in when nonmonkey pens an op-ed?)into
believing that ur full. Just think about the pds that
you could make disappear if you could get your appetite
down. Well no longer do you have to envision.
Check out (*SPAM WEBSITE) and see for urself. ("I had been
claiming five feet nine inches before he became my roommate...
"( (Gene Pg.command
of the 2nd. Cavalry. (five feet nine inches?
What--did he use it as an extension cord?) As Colonel
of Cavalry (geeze--and here I thought there was a
"don't ask, don't tell" policy!),
Lee spent most of the. have been both military
and civilian governments. One successful president
was Getulio Vargas, known as t.
(Yeah.. EVERYBODY knows good ol Getulio Vargas,
better known as "t".
Just like Leo Pusateri,
better known as "v"). (emphases mine)
Hope this helps,
walthed
Yep, walthed. Helps alot.
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