That Inscrutable Spam...

In one of my email accounts, I get no less than 100 spam letters a day, many of which make no sense whatsoever. Since this particular email account is toast, so it wouldn't be a total waste the I've decided (as a public service to my readership) to offer my "Email Spam of the Day" post.

See, I open the spam and post it, so that you won't have to. Pretty slick, eh?

This particular one appeared to come from a Chinese concern, which appeared to be a pitch to push a Chinese stock:

Subject:	Marxist
From:	"Doris Franklin" <wdmtdkpv@hamtramck.com>
Date:	Tue, March 21, 2006 8:27 pm

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And who can forget the classic..

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brake the monk???
Somewhere, in a Chinese email spam company, there's some yahoo who's convinced some higher-ups that he knows English (with no one else being the wiser).

I suppose it beats a sweatshop gig.

(Filed under daily spam)