Left Winged Moonbat facing extinction??? Global warming stopped 8 years ago...

We're not doing our part. We're not driving our SUVs enough. We're not using enough freon. We're not using enough hairspray. From here:

There IS a problem with global warming... it stopped in 1998
By Bob Carter

For many years now, human-caused climate change has been viewed as a large and urgent problem. In truth, however, the biggest part of the problem is neither environmental nor scientific, but a self-created political fiasco. Consider the simple fact, drawn from the official temperature records of the Climate Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, that for the years 1998-2005 global average temperature did not increase (there was actually a slight decrease, though not at a rate that differs significantly from zero).

Yes, you did read that right. And also, yes, this eight-year period of temperature stasis did coincide with society's continued power station and SUV-inspired pumping of yet more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.

This simply won't stand for the enviornmentalist/socialists, who have worshipped at the altar of global warming and have made it their golden calf. To what cause will they now turn to push their agenda? To what cause will Ted Kennedy and other moonbats turn, having once had the luxury of saying,

"We should stop the non-scientific, pseudo-scientific, anti- scientific nonsense emanating from the right wing and start demanding immediate action to reduce global warming and prevent the catastrophic climate change that may be on our horizon now."

Given the moonbat's tendencies to stick to and beat their long-dead mumpsimus (get that word, Jon?) that humans cause global warming (even in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary), as long as news like this keeps coming down the pike, they and their party of choice will truly go the way of the dinosaur.

Therefore, my good friends. It is up to us to save the left-winged moonbat from extinction.

Do your part today. Stand out on your front porch with those spray cans. Drive that Lincoln Navigator! Turn on your air conditioners! Make those cows fart! Do your part to create global warming, so the left-winged moonbats will again have a cause celebre on which to cling!

On second thought....







Naaaaaaah!





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