Neil Young...... You're getting old.

Neil Young's latest moonbat diatribe:

Let’s impeach the president for lying

And leading our country into war

Abusing all the power that we gave him

And shipping all our money out the door

He’s the man who hired all the criminals

The White House shadows who hide behind closed doors

And bend the facts to fit with their new stories

Of why we have to send our men to war

Let’s impeach the president for spying

On citizens inside their own homes

Breaking every law in the country

By tapping our computers and telephones

What if Al Qaeda blew up the levees

Would New Orleans have been safer that way

Sheltered by our government’s protection

Or was someone just not home that day?

Let’s impeach the president

For hijacking our religion and using it to get elected

Dividing our country into colors

And still leaving black people neglected

Thank god he’s racking down on steroids

Since he sold his old baseball team

There’s lot of people looking at big trouble

But of course the president is clean

Thank God

You know, he could have been singing about Bill Clinton...

But, since Neil Young was good enough to make a song about our President, the least I could do would be to return the favor:

(Sung to the tune: Old Man)

Neil Young, look at your life, you're a moonbat has-been!
Neil Young, look at your life, you're a moonbat has-been!

Neil Young look at your life,
64 and and there's just no more
Livin' in a drunken stupor
Mind all full o' goo...
Livin on half a brain
blew your mind out on cocaine
All your lyrics are inane
And your voice is too...

{Refrain}
Neil Young take a look at your life-not a lot to say...
Like a bad case of herpes you won't go away.
Ah one look at your songs and I can barf all day...

Neil Young, look at your life-
You're a moonbat has-been!

Moonbat lies, look in your eyes
glazed over red and you look half dead..
Livin in a 60s fog brought on by LSD
Relevance--passed you by
Clinging to the same ol' lie
You can run but you cannot hide
You ain't foolin' me!

{refrain}
Neil Young take a look at your life
You're a lot like poo.
Toxic waste of a person your whole life through..
Take one look in the mirror--an' you can tell it's true!

Neil Young, look at your life-
You're a moonbat has-been!


***Update***

Welcome Fraters and Pajamas Media readers. Have a chair. Make yourself at home.


(Filed under the fifth column, moonbat adventures)